{"product_id":"apron-cute-raccoon-baking-because-murder-is-wrong-funny-kitchen-apron","title":"Apron — Cute Raccoon “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” Funny Kitchen Apron","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSide seam length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCollar width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eNeck strap length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWaist strap length (each), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e37.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLighthearted and slightly mischievous, this apron brings cozy kitchen humor to every bake day. A cuddly raccoon character stands over mixing bowls with the bold headline “BAKING” and the tongue-in-cheek line below: “because murder is wrong.” The softly textured polyester canvas feels smooth against the skin and the vibrant all-over print keeps the illustration bright wash after wash. Adjustable tie-back straps and a one-size layout give comfortable coverage for home cooks, bakers, and anyone who likes a dash of dark comedy while they stir. Choose from five strap colors to match your kitchen or mood; the apron arrives made in the USA from globally sourced parts and is built to resist stains and daily messes so your clothes stay protected while you create.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, fine-weave feel\u003cbr\u003e- One size (31.5\" x 25.6\") with tie-back closure for an adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Stain-resistant surface to protect clothes from spills and splatters\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp all-over printing for long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink); sewn-in care label; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Stickyz Creations , StickyzCreations.sc@gmail.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":45106842992777,"sku":"17890549785182295173","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":45106843025545,"sku":"92213129168693424854","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Blue","offer_id":45106843058313,"sku":"18211106143469045387","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Pink","offer_id":45106843091081,"sku":"92809831818755062522","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0395\/1753\/files\/4665632489841974004_2048.jpg?v=1777513595","url":"https:\/\/www.stickyzcreations.com\/products\/apron-cute-raccoon-baking-because-murder-is-wrong-funny-kitchen-apron","provider":"Stickyz Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}